The Rulebook (Terms of Use)

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§ 1. Disclaimer (It's a Joke)

This site is 100% HUMOR and ENTERTAINMENT. 'Snitch Scanner' or 'Criminal Analysis' results are totally random and fictional. Don't break up with your lover or fight a friend over these results. Mama Fia is not responsible for any ensuing 'showdowns'.

§ 2. Age Limit

This isn't kindergarten. You must be 'big' enough (mentally) to understand the jokes.

§ 3. Content Sharing

You can share results on social media. But if you try to steal the site code, Shrek will find you.

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